Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bloody Riddles


Maya and Guillermo watch the Chapel Hill/Carrboro Christmas parade with some neighbors.

Guillermo is into making up riddles right now, though they aren't exactly riddles. Today, for instance, he offered this riddle ... well, let me set it up for you.

As we were leaving the parade, Guillermo and Maya were playing train, which means, Guillermo walks behind Maya with his hands on her shoulders. They then walk, saying choo-choo and have a great time. Well, somehow during all of this Maya fell down and ended up with a bloody nose. I took her into the bathroom of a nearby restaurant and cleaned her up and we were on our way. 

As we get to the gate to leave the restaurant patio, Guillermo blocks it, and demands that we solve his riddle first. 
"What comes out of you when you fall down?"

Anybody? Anybody?

"Blood?" I offered. 
He smiled, shook his head yes, and we were on our way.

If you know of any riddles, or knock-knock jokes, please send them our way.  As you can see, we clearly need some assistance.

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